Today, the 22 of May, there are times for Spring Fest in our country. Sun is shining, flowers are blooming, cats and dogs do staff… And all Ukrainias gather in the wood and celebrate The Mating Holiday. The drink of the fest is… NOT VODKA THIS TIME!!!!! It is peeevo which are made of konoplya, poganki and butterflies blood. Shake it, fire it, and get the best woo-hoo ever!!!

After drinking ukrainians start their favorite games: gulyanki and valyanki. The winner of valyanki get the biggest woman in the group (which is about 150 kg weight usually). In Ukrain this weight is very rare, so the winner is the HAPPIEST man in the world. As for gulyanki, this game is about measuring your dick in meters, and vidols are the judges of it.