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ПАРФЮМЕР - ИСТОРИЯ ОДНОГО ПРОСМОТРА


Teisson h from vidols wrote at  www.vidols.com

Зрительный зал. Начало фильма. Огромные ноздри на экране втягивают воздух.
Большинство зрителей: Да попкорн это, попкорн.
Меньшинство (смущённо): Эм… Да, да – попкорн…
Ноздри убираются, их место занимает вид темницы сырой с младым орлом-Гренуем.
Зрители, читавшие книгу (категорически): Это не Гренуй! Не Бред Питт, конечно, но и не Гренуй!
Зрители, не читавшие (с приятным удивлением): А ничего так…
Картина рыбного рынка.
Непредусмотрительные зрители давятся попкорном, предусмотрительные наслаждаются минеральной водой.
Рождение Гренуя.
Зрители (единодушно): Фу-у-у-у!
Голос за кадром: Таким образом, первый крик Гренуя стоил его матери жизни.
Половина зрителей: Эк!
Другая половина: Эт точно!
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(с) Хмель


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Мир Андрея Верещагина


Betina Fei from vidols wrote at http://www.cure.livedoor.com/profile/?ch=81415

Художник - Андрей Верещагин
Теплый ветер


Тайный разговор на крыле

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book club - vidols рекомендует


Molodnyak from vidols wrote on http://www.diary.ru/~vidols/

Molodnyak

Итак, сегодня дрессированные книжные черви из нашего живого уголка подготовили специально для вас, дорогие ПЧ, фотоотчёт по рекомендуемому чтиву. Итак, смотрите... берите на заметку и читайте_читайте_читайте:

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love and peace!!!!


Dear friends, we continuing to introduce you to our everyday life. You’ll like it!!!

First of all, we already received many letters, with a questions about our puppy. He is a cute babyboy-dog, named Kozachek, with a lovely brown eyes and long hair. Five month ago we find Kozachek in the wood, where some bad people try to cook him. Actually, in Ukraine we don’t eat dogs, but, as I said, Kozachek was very VERY cute!!!

We fight those guys and won, so we took Kozachek with us.

At those times he was very small, and drinks only 20 gr milk per day. Now he grown a little and start to beg for meet, vodka and staff but we like him never mind.

You also wrote us many letters and ask if you could help with some money. YES YOU COULD!!!!

Even if it will be only 0.01$, for us it’s a great money. And we could receive you love with it!!!

Send us money very simply. In Ukraine we don’t have credit cards, but we hold money in our phone numbers. For example you can use site liqpay.com to send it to the vidols phone number. Yes, we have only one number for all vidols members but we gladly answer it if you call. Or you can write us messages while sending money.

So, a brief consultation to the liqpay.com:

After opening site in your brauser you must push ”с карты на телефон” link, the first in the list.

Then you have to enter our phone number (which is +380978923550) and sum of transfer (even 0.01 will be enough) and push right button. For help you can use the ”live help button” and maybe support team could speak engrish with you like us.

Thanks to EVERYONE!!!! We love you all!!!

This is Kira and Lina are working at kolhoz. For more fun visit www.vidols.com.


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OUR FAVORITE GAME


Oh, dear foreign friends, you wrote us sooo many letters, asking how we usually spend our free time. Of course you should know, that we have little free time, couse of work and cosplay. But even if everyday life is unbelievable hard we still gathering together time to time and play one of the our favorite games.

For example, first of it (Lina’s favorite) is to force Kozachek to set on the classmates. It’s really fun, even if you haven’t Kazachek by your side, any dog will fit.

Second (Kira’s favorite) is to wrote some people’s name in the Death Note (fake of course) and then send DN to them in the black envelope. This game also very funny but your need to be Kira for it. And remember you must not confuse fake Death Note to real one, anyway!!!

And we all like to read yours letters aloud, in the street, school, university, theatre, cinema, ect… This is our FAVORITE GAME, so send us as many as you can. But yours money we like even better!!!!

onegai, visit us at  www.vidols.com


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Ukrainian tradicional Spring Festival


Today, the 22 of May, there are times for Spring Fest in our country. Sun is shining, flowers are blooming, cats and dogs do staff… And all Ukrainias gather in the wood and celebrate The Mating Holiday. The drink of the fest is… NOT VODKA THIS TIME!!!!! It is peeevo which are made of konoplya, poganki and butterflies blood. Shake it, fire it, and get the best woo-hoo ever!!!

After drinking ukrainians start their favorite games: gulyanki and valyanki. The winner of valyanki get the biggest woman in the group (which is about 150 kg weight usually). In Ukrain this weight is very rare, so the winner is the HAPPIEST man in the world. As for gulyanki, this game is about measuring your dick in meters, and vidols are the judges of it.


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